NHL 2024 Preview: “Please Please Please” Let This Season Start Already!
Hockey lovers, it’s that time again! The 2024 NHL season drops on October 4, and fans are ready to go from zero to Espresso excitement levels. Whether you’re following your favorite stars or rooting for a team rebuild, this season will be just as thrilling as Sabrina Carpenter’s new album Short n’ Sweet. So, grab your skates, toss on some Sabrina, and break down what’s coming up this season, Sharpest Tool style.
“Taste” of What’s to Come
The Florida Panthers after winning the Stanley Cup (AP Photo)
The reigning Stanley Cup champs, the Florida Panthers, are back to defend their title, but can they hold off the league’s other hungry contenders? Teams like the Colorado Avalanche and New Jersey Devils are gearing up to challenge, and after last season’s high-stakes drama, this year could be even more unpredictable. Hockey fans everywhere hope this season isn’t just “Slim Pickins” when it comes to excitement.
Players to Watch: The “Sharpest Tool” in the Box
Auston Matthews and Justin Bieber at a UFC Fight together (Getty)
This season has its fair share of breakout stars and seasoned veterans who are set to dazzle. Keep an eye on these players who are sharpening their skills and poised to dominate the ice:
Connor Bedard: The Chicago Blackhawks’ young sensation will serve up something as strong as Espresso. Bedard’s slick hands and quick feet made him one of the most anticipated rookies last year. As Sabrina sings in Dumb and Poetic, Bedard’s play style might make you question reality—it’s that good.
Cale Makar: Makar’s ability to control the puck with Bed Chem-level precision is unmatched. The Colorado Avalanche defenseman continues to blend offense and defense like a pro, dancing on the blue line while firing shots that leave goalies wondering what just happened. Expect to hear his name in Norris Trophy conversations again this year.
Auston Matthews: The Toronto Maple Leafs star will aim to silence the doubters. Matthews’ goal-scoring ability is a pure “coincidence,” or so it seems, as he nets pucks easily. This could finally be the year the Leafs make a deep playoff run—and Matthews will lead the charge with his natural scoring Taste.
Teams to Watch: Don’t “Lie to Girls”—These Teams Mean Business
Las Vegas Knights after winning the Stanley Cup (AP Photo)
Some teams always stand out as favorites heading into the season, while others fly under the radar. Here’s who to keep your eyes on this season:
Vegas Golden Knights: After their 2023 Stanley Cup victory, Vegas will again look to hold the trophy. They’re the Sharpest Tool in the shed, with a deep roster and strong chemistry on the ice. Despite some off-season changes, they’ve got the swagger of a defending champ and will be a tough team to beat.
New Jersey Devils: The Devils have been quietly building a roster that could steal the show this season. Led by Jack Hughes and Nico Hischier, New Jersey has the kind of Bed Chem that makes them a dark horse for the Stanley Cup. They’ve been cooking up something special, and fans are ready to see them take it to the next level.
Edmonton Oilers: With Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl leading the charge, Edmonton is constantly on the verge of greatness. They could easily be Cup contenders if the team can fix its defensive issues and goaltending inconsistencies.
Biggest Rivalries: The Dumb and Poetic Drama We Live For
The Boston Bruins & Toronto Maple Leafs face off in the playoffs (AP Photo)
Every NHL season needs its share of heated rivalries, and this year is no different. Rivalries in the league always bring out the Espresso-fueled energy and drama.
Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Boston Bruins: It’s a story as old as time. This match-up always leaves fans begging, “Please, Please, Please” for a Leafs win, but somehow, the Bruins seem to have their number. With new faces on both teams, this season’s meetings could flip the script.
New York Rangers vs. New Jersey Devils: The Battle of the Hudson is back and as intense as ever. Both teams are stacked with talent, and their rivalry games are a perfect blend of Sharpest Tool tactics and Bed Chem-level physicality. Circle these games on your calendar—you won’t want to miss them.
“Coincidence?” We Think Not – Why This Season Matters
With so many compelling storylines, this NHL season feels like destiny. Whether it’s the rise of new superstars, the return of old rivalries, or a team’s pursuit of their first Cup, there’s a feeling of magic in the air.
So, as we await the puck drop on October 4, 2024, in Prague, one thing is clear—this NHL season is about to hit us like a power anthem on Bed Chem. With everything lined up perfectly, all we can do is sit back, pop on some Sabrina, and enjoy the ride.